Tivver
noun: trauma-induced recession of the already-flaccid penile truck into the body cavity, creating a v-g-n–like cylindrical cavern; occurs shortly after seeing disgusting specimen of human species, esp. the opposite gender. derived from trauma-induced v-g-n- (tiv).
after seeing francisco in a dress i had the world’s worst tivver.
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