Tiwanese Tasty Cake
during s-x you pull your partners eyelids to the side and shove their face into some tasty cakes. then you c-m on their upper lip then draw your c-m into a fo-man-chu mustache. then put their face into the freezer so it hardens.
i gave your mom a tiwanese tasty cake last night.
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