tizaster
when you’re doing a girl up the b-tt, then you spit on her back so she thinks you’re done (like a dirty harry). she’ll then turn around, and then you whip her right in the face with your shlong while screaming “tizaster, b-tch!” it’s generally good to follow this with an angry dragon.
i was doing my girl like a bad m-f-, and i slapped her in the face with my ten-incher. knocked her out cold, and yelled “tizaster, beutch!”
bigger than a disaster
oh my god the moon has exploded, it’s a tizaster!!!!!!!
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