TJ Hooker
noun – a special type of ‘toe job.’ although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prost-tute, it actually can apply to any female willing to partic-p-te in the act (bar sl-t, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). this is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male partic-p-nt while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to f-ck the female in the v-g-n- with his big toe. it should be used as foreplay before s-x or in place of actual s-x with a girl that potentially has a variety of s-xually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his p-n-s to. this should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a ‘high five’ from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.
paul – “holy sh-t i totally gave that sl-t allison a tj hooker last night.”
chris – “you are the man” (high five)
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