TJK
talk junk kid – a bro who says a lot of things that acc-mulate to very little.
frat bro 1: hey bra, wh-ssaby- no, dude i was totes there alllllday.
frat bro 2: fasho fuuushaawww. bra you don’t even know!
onlooker 1: a couple of tjk’s at 3 o’clock.
onlooker 2: totes.
a guy who wears quicksilver trackies. acts like a dero and farts in public. all he has to say is “safety”
is a gromit
girl 1 – hey, you look like a dero
tjk – -farts- im not a f-n dero
girl 2 – lets get away from this disgusting pig
tjk – -burp- yeah, f— off!!
someone who gets all the girls by flexing his amazingly large muscles in the mirror, and also is confused about their skin color.
wow hes a pimp and is working out wada tjk
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