TLB
the lan bear. a person who is big and goes to counter-strike events.
look, its tlb!
tight little blond.
dude 1, “taylor swift is a horrible singer”
dude 2, “i’d f-ck her”
dude 1, “why?!!”
dude 2, “she a tlb”
a tall, lanky, b-tch. this person is normally a male!! lanky means extreamly skinny, where you can normally see there bones alot of the time.
chris bosh, from the toronto raptors!
1. a body conscious adolescent male utilized by men of varying socio-economical backgrounds for stimulation. endlessly customizable, a tlb skill set typically includes: advanced libido detection, high levels of -n-l retention, tiptop spinnability, bottomless sin reservoir, hungers for it.
2. a tightly packed morsel.
3. a fleshy multi-tool reared to achieve absolute owner satisfaction.
check out the tlb on the back of that harley. nice hogware.
tiny little b-tt
that girl has a tlb!
tall lanky b-st-rd. has been sighted multiple times in and around gackle-streeter, north dakota area. is attracted to p-ss in beer bottles. has extremely long nipple hairs. speaks in monotone voice.
james f.
a ballin’ drink: apple cider, and raspberry smirnoff. so good. for best results, drink it cold and drink it fast.
“i can’t even taste this! is there alcohol in this? its so good!!”
“dude yeah theres h-lla alcohol in this! it’s a tlb!”
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