tl;dw
stands for “too long; didn’t watch.” used most commonly by someone with a life whenever someone else posts a ten-minute long youtube video in a thread.
user 1: dude check this scene out from star trek: {link}
user 2: -click- tl;dw
too long ; didn’t watch. its used when someone uploads a very long and uninteresting video on youtube or any other video upload website. similair to “tl;dr” which is used in threads.
sh-t faced c-ckmaster: “watch my sh-tty 24hour video on christianity!”
guy with life: -writes in comment box- “tl;dw…b-tch”
inspired by tl;dr but for replies in discussions.
too long, didn’t write.
meaning: man, the answer is too long to write, i can’t do it now, sorry.
george: can you explain this in more details?
sylvain: tl;dw
an acronym for “too laggy, didn’t watch”
to be used when someone sends you a video but you stop watching it because it is taking too long to buffer.
kyle: “that video jim sent us was hilarious! did you watch it yet?”
stan: “nah, tl;dw”
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