TLOP


acronym. terminal lack of p-ssy.

a condition that arises in heteros-xual males (or, possibly, h-m-s-xual females) who have not had s-xual intercourse in a long period of time.

symptoms include irritability, lack of concentration,lowered standards, hairy palms and morning wood.

pr-nounced “tee-lop”
“man, it’s been six months since i got it on. i’ve got tlop so bad, your mom’s looking good!”

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