tltw
1) too long to write: a quick way to tell someone this is a long story. may be a topic either better discussed at length at a later time, in person, or simply left at that.
2) too lazy to write: self-explanatory!
1) i was just diagnosed with _______ tltw…
2) spent sat-rday at home, in bed- tltw
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- Tizilt
a cool way of saying the word “tilt” in poker. dr. lasa raises pre-flop bet of 8 dollars to all-in $100 because he’s is on tizilt.
- T my O
trap my opossum jennifer: i think this opossum is rabid…. holy sh-t it’s trying to kill me!!!! brad will you t my o?? brad: no problem, i have a trap at home.
- TNOP
totally not our problem. taken from the spongebob squarepants episode, “welcome to the bikini bottom triangle”. we can only bring stuff down here. anything else is tnop. totally not our problem dude 1:i got to stop them from taking over my company. dude 2+dude 3:tnop
- Together Together
another way of saying that you are married. baby when we are together together. can we get a dog? together together? yah, you know… like married…
- toilet praying
when you’ve drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. the position suggests that you’re praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying dude i wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. the next day i was toilet praying all morning long!