TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)
the highest attainable level of drunkenness. created by tucker max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.
after 18 shots of jagermeister in less than two hours, i was beyond drunk; i was tucker max drunk.
excessively drunk. falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.
we arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into tucker max drunk.
a state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish d-ckhead than he was when sober. from tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick sob.
you think i’m a total loser now? wait ’til i get tmd on this half-gallon of vodka… then i’ll really be a complete f-cking idiot.
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