tmfj


stands for tyler mother f-ckin jones, captain of thizz. one gnarly motha f-cka who eats his brotein every day, and pops his bro-hormone pillz at home. a tmfj enjoys phat bro chillz with his fellow bros. he will also thizz/toke/drank evry weekend or everyday, depending on how gnarly he is feeling. he’s basicaly the man, on a whole different level then normal humans.
wow, that kid is gnarly as sh-t, i mean look at his thizz face, it must be tmfj.
ty mo fo jo

meaning the mother f-ing johnson. having an abnormal amount of game. being of the highest quality. like a fine wine. extremely fast ep3. the fastest. as in 10 second ep3. also see ep3. the ty!
was that 9.9 at 147 mph, must have been tmfj!

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