TMG


a drink that is made from tequila, warm milk, and gin. the going rate for this drink is $20 (since most people don’t know what to charge — just give them $20). if someone buys you a tmg is in impolite not to drink it unless you are pregnant.
i was talking to this girl that i really like, but then kyle bought me a tmg. since it is impolite to turn down a tmg, i drank it and then threw up all over her. now she won’t return my calls.
-too much gum.the slang for when a persons tooth to gum ratio is really bad.
that girls has t.m.g.
stands for take mans gash/girl. the act of stealing another guy’s girl.
look at that banging ting in the corner with that dude, come we tmg him!
… 20mins later…
you sick man! that dude got tmg’d!! haha so ham
that’s my goodbye. it’s an acronym.
instead of ttfn:ta-ta for now,
one could say tmg:that’s my goodbye.

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