TMIMP
acronym for “touch me in my pants”
often used by gamers, mostly to describe the want of h-m-erotic actions by the reciever.
the most appropriate response is “/touch”
person a: alright, before anything else happens i need you to tmimp.
person b: /touch (yes, please)
person c: umm… wtf?
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