to batman
to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. similar to what batman does to commissioner gordon on the daily
some guy: “dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon jersey sh-r- party! nathan can you wait for the….where did he just go, wasn’t he just here?”
not nathan: “you know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. thing of beauty really”
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