Toilet Read


a toilet read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
i don’t often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. however i always manage to pick up my “toilet read” and read a few pages every day while i’m on the toilet.

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