to both
(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting
–near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of florida–
max: dude, i can’t wait to get there. i gotta go so bad!
tim: should i pull over?
max: nah, i’ll wait cuz i need to both.
tim: oh, i thought you had to p-ss.
max: nah. i gotta both.
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