to do a david
to do a david; when you’re undertaking any boring or monontanous task. derived from the name david – that guy who drives an orange renault megane but calls it african sunset.
what you get up to this weekend? oh, just doing a david. what’s that? you know, to do a david; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the megane.
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