to have a cow
inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.
1a. “when my sister found me scr-w-ng her friend becky on her bed, she had a cow.”
1b. “is she kissing him dude? i’m about to bash his &-%ing face in!”
“don’t have a cow man. let the slore ride.”
an alteration of the term ‘ to have kittens’ to strongly overreact to a situation.
i scratched my dad’s car and he had a cow -now i am not allowed to borrow it for a year!
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