to jesus
to claim oneslef as the son of “god”; to lie to
i was trying to jesus the whole world dude, but i died because of it.
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when you take a sh-t in the toilet bowl, then put your girls head in it. you then have s-x with her from behind while her face is submerged in your feces. nick, did you hear yui h-lla tokyo toilet bowled jasmin last weekend? took 3 days to scrub the mirror
- Tomboler
slang term for a woman’s br–sts or mammary glands. also possible to use the abbreviation “tombos”. colin: look at the tombolers on that fit bird! gaz: jeez, man, she’s got a right pair of tombolers. tracey’s tombos are bigger than chantelle’s but she wears chicken fillets ennit.
- rob on my nob
jerking off for someone else mariana: “eww, kirsten please rob on my n-b.” kirsten: “oh no!”
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- carnographer
(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat. the carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.