to jim
to suddenly (and sometimes inexplicably) p-ssout, typically whilst in the process of attempting to communicate with someone
substance abuse &/or a high stress long work day may or may not be involved
i promised elle i would try not to jim tonight before gossip girl.
i totally jimmed last night while i was on the phone with dallas; woke up with the phone in my hand and everything, ready to talk about some turnips.
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