To play the fiddle
a disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.
you: ah, well, i’m off now; it’s time to play the fiddle.
she: oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
you: on a daily basis, me love.
she: oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
you: i sure have, l-ss!
she: i wish you could record some of it for me!
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