To pull a Pieter-Jan’etje
verb. 1: to f-ck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.
2: an ancient ritual performed by the maya to not become a werewolf.
1: do you still have a relationship with your crush jessica?
2: no, it was full moon tonight. i didn’t want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. so i had to pull a pieter-jan’etje.
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