to titan
to put oneself responsible for one’s brethren, to serve and protect them from harm, while fighting evil forces with iron fists; to be aware that every move one makes can jeopardize the firearm’s safety, and take steady but cautious measures while keeping the situation in tandem.; to run towards danger while handling it with grace and absolute control; to hold the line, and enjoy it. do you even t-tan?
to t-tan: when i t-tan, i mostly feel like a field medic/universal soldier. here are my responsibilities:
1) kill adds as fast as possible. if every 3rd kill is not a melee, i bring dishonor to my order. if my hunter and warlock friends have had to stop shooting the boss to fight a measly dreg, shank, or goblin for more than a brief few seconds, i am shamed for all the world to see.
2) deploy bubble and revive my squishy brethren. if they stay dead long enough to choose to resp-wn, i have failed in my duty.
3) if 1 & 2 have been accomplished already, resist the urge to punch the boss in the face. i occasionally get carried away with how easily i mow through the adds, get b-llsy, and forget that the bosses can all ohk me. this one is tough. i usually switch to my hmg and instead get carried away with how awesome my gun looks and sounds while i am shooting. then i remember how much fun it is to punch things in the face, which is convenient because by now the adds have resp-wned.
4) go back to step one.
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