have a lumpy stool, sh-t your pants while sitting down.
playing golf, sit on the golf cart and you have a lumpy toabstool.
toatlam; used to refer to the female genitalia (v-g-n-). usually to describe a medeochre cl-ss of v-g-n- easily obtained by the opposite s-x. this party we’re going to better have some toatlam or i’m out. alternatively; man, i got me some toatlam lastnight and my d-ck burns like a motherf-cker.
- tobacco inst*tute scientist
originally, a scientist hired by the tobacco inst-tute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community. did you hear that the tobacco inst-tute […]
- to br*ss
an action of annoying consequence, either inflicted upon someone or upon oneself. commonly used following the infliction or inflicting of defeat, or when you fail in an endeavor and are consequently embarr-ssed, or when you inflict bodily pain upon yourself or someone else. most commonly used in the past tense. opposite of ‘to rinse’ v. […]
- toe chart
outline in visual basic used to plan out program design.best used to throw at friends when teacher is oblivious(which is all the time) —-ing toe chart.why do we have to —-ing do it when we already have the —-ing design in our —-ing head. tedious and overly evil chart. used in many stupid visual basic […]
- to frisk
transitive verb: frisked, frisky′·ing 1. to annoy by continual arguing about things only the frisk himself finds interesting at the time of conversation. 2. to keep troubling, worrying, etc. about useless things usually introduced by the frisk’s paranoia. etymology: < at the beginning it was uncle frosties and uncle friskies, but one day the nick […]