Toad Falcon


a rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. it feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. they reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.
while ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and sn-tched christy and justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of mt.baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

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