toad fest
toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. moderation is a word not heard over these two days. also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south sh-r- gather to get stuffed,well. fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. no one cleans sleep is rare. and this event is inevitable under any circ-mstance rain sleet hail or even police.
hey bro beans you going to toad fest? “ugh yeah yeah f-ggot i go to toad fest every year, if you ask me again i’ll kick you’re neck off.”
toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. in this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. alcohol s-x and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. in all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. the “cage” and the wheel of misfortune. young woman from all across the the south sh-r- above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. the come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. the most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. the music still plays and the boys still lay.
are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? ” i go every year f-ggot, why would i stop now. if you question me about toad fest again i will kick youre neck off.”
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