Toad-Pullin


the best thing ever. nothing or n-body comes anywhere near the awesomeness of this, and if someone did they’d probably die instantly. brings eternal joy to all who know of it, even if just via facebook. may cause unexplained bouts of obsession resulting in the running off the edge of a cliff in pure love for it.
i’ve just bougt the best thing ever!
-is it toad-pullin?
no…
-shut up then.

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