Toadload
n. defecation after -n-l play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. the sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. the sound has often been compared to a toad’s croak.
1) doctor: “jim, it appears your s-xual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload.”
jim: “that’s what that was! it does sound like a toad!”
2) as his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. the sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. he glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
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