toast face


a face that basically says “wow, you are incredibly strange! are you for real? i am amused and disgusted by you!!! i am so sure!!!”
when stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many p-ssers-by gave her the toast face.
a word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.
“oh my goodness, have you seen oli this morning, he has such a toast face.”
the face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. looks like this:

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you can do it at home! simply press colon. then press three. now you’re toast facing! use it for toast time!

star scream.
“i cant believe its not b-tter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (makes toast face)” – starscream

“you’ve failed me for the last time. again!” – megatron

“i hate this family! i wish i was never born! meheheheheheheawww d : ” – star scream

“priiiiiiiime!”
an amazing band from chicago, il.
did you go to toastface’s show last week? they effing rocked!

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