Toast Hair


hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it’s outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.
the teacher has toast hair.

“oh no! i am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!”

“dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!”
hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.
woah, check out his toast hair, what is it… 1993?

ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

can i toast your hair?

ethan hawke has major toast hair.

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