toast tits


similar to pita bread t-ts and garlic bread t-ts, toast t-ts are a form of br–sts.

more commonly in dark skinned – flat chested females. (some males can be affected by toast t-ts -usually after weight loss-)

toast t-ts, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast t-t looks crusty.

sucking on a toast t-t is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
girl quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast t-ts, i don’t want no herpes!

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