toasted almond crunch


during dirty -n-l intercourse, the male pulls out his p-n-s, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered p-n-s, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
john: “that dude over there eats like an animal. look at the cr-p on his face.”

peter: “either that, or someone gave him a toasted almond crunch.”

john: “eww… nasty.”

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