toaster ass


a condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend’s -ss as a joke.
holy sh-t dude, you gave ace toaster -ss! right on man! :d

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    to engage in -n-l s-x. honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? i love you pookie bear.

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    the left-over p–p particles after a p–p has been flushed. “i walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl.”

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