toaster oven


taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
joe did a toaster oven in jeff’s car.

wow it was really hot out this week too.

jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. spendid work by joe.
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when a gay woman has s-xual relations with a straight girl.
tina did a toaster oven on alyson at last nights slumber party.
a molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal’s flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.
put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.
(v): the act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
“joe, what was that sound?”
“oh, i just toaster ovened this elevator!!”
a presumably heteros-xual woman who is about to have s-x with a lesbian for the first time.
lizzy: i hooked up with sarah last night.

veronica: was she a toaster oven?

lizzy: yeah, it was her first time with a girl.
when one farts in an elevator with the doors closed.

common strategies include, but are not limited to;

1. releasing a “silent but deadly” and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. in combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. this is also known as a “depth charge”.
i totally gave those d-cks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven–i sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they’ll never know what hit ’em!
when you have a warm silent fart that warms your b-tt up
person a- whats that smell??
person b- its a toaster-oven and my b-tt is warm!

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