toaster streudle


a s-xual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his d-ck out the girl right before he is about to j-zz, then j-zzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
dave did a toaster streudle on his b-tch because she likes hot c-m all over her.

(verb) he toaster streudled that hoe.
someone who has a really long, thin p-n-s.
he didnt pleasure me becuase he had a tiny toaster streudle.

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