toaster waffle
those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. if you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. they come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and…others that i can’t think of. they are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
person a: -takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster-
person lmnop: hey, toaster waffle!
toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!
man: hey mom! im hungry!
mom:make some waffles!
man:mom! im 45 years old, i don’t have the time!
mom:there is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:sweet!!! now i can get back to my w.o.w. faster!!!thanks mom.
the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends b–bs
when he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her b–bs or hes in a good mood.
a waffle that is toasted
grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)
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