toasterbating
to m-st-rb-t- by sticking your d-ck in a toaster and turning it on. commonly leads to wafflec-ck. famous toasterbaters include abraham lincoln, lady gaga and barack obama
dude, did you see that video of that guy toasterbating?
yea, he had to go to the hospital with waffle c-ck afterwards!
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