Toastervana


tostervana (toster-nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. the toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an -rg-smic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.
“man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. it may have achieved toastervana.”

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