Toasting a Bagel


a low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your grandmother’s house.
“have you seen chris lately?” “naa he’ll be another 10 minutes, he had to toast a bagel. poor guy had taco bell for lunch”.

“angela announced she would be toasting a bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes.”

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