Toastless Hell
featured on an episode of the dog whisperer-
a border collie named sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. her owners call the famous cesar milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.
a toastless h-ll in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. if your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. the choice is yours.
dude- ” g-d im so hungry”
dude #2- “dude why didnt you eat breakfast?”
dude- ” i wish, my border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning”
dude #2- “that sucks.”
dude- “welcome to my toastless h-ll”
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