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  noun: a group or barrage of yells, especially from one’s superiors when displeased. a stern lecture or dressing down. the act or state of being yelled at. “we are not going to finish on time , so expect some yellage.” “you can’t imagine the yellage we received when he found out how much over budget […]

• Pre-Flush

  1. to flush the toilet prematurely, or before one is finished “going” to the bathroom– usually used to mask sounds or when in a hurry. 2. having to flush the toilet before one even begins to use the bathroom, due to prior droppings or toilet paper left behind by the previous user. 1. “dude, i […]

• Smimey

  to show comedic and/or demeaning anger at a sneaky, sly or dirty person. can also be used as a compliment in certain situations. mitch-ll, yi gotta hand it to you, your such a smimey pr-ck!

• crack mints

  mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark. gimme them crack mints lifesaver wintergreen mints that age just a bit so they become somewhat soft and powdery. they become just as addictive as crack and once you eat one, you can’t stop. holy cr-p! you’ve […]

• Nugent

  general r-t-rd at life. expresses hate towards pigeons and ethnicities other than caucasian. often heard talking bullsh-t that no one wants to hear. yeah he’s a josh nugent. the ability to pound a 30 by yourself…with no help at all. i pulled a nugent last night and ended up in the emergency room a beautiful, […]

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