toastphobia


the fear of toast/crispy bread
did you hear norman had toastphobia and went insane?

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    when a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again. man that p-ssy was tight. b-tches got me tripping on the carpet.

  • trupping

    the idea of spontaneous traveling with your love ones or friends, a combination of tripping and erupting (spontaneously). hey babe, remember we’re trupping tonight to the mountains to catch the meteor shower.

  • Twitbitch

    a combination between a dumb-ss twit and a b-tch she’s such a twitb-tch

  • unlucky mango

    a person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky. you’re such an unlucky mango…

  • unshowered

    when you haven’t taken a shower. you smell like sh-t and probably have flies buzzing around you. wow todd, you smell like an alcoholic just threw in a bucket of your sister’s period blood and it then was poured into a large cannon that was blasted upon you! sorry man, i’m unshowered right now. ah, […]


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