toasty cracker


a toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
guy: dude, i had s-xual intercourse with your significant other.
dude: what the f-ck! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
guy: dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
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