Toasty Raul
items needed:
two people
parrot
lighter
pinto beans
one must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. first, one must take a parrot and shove it into their -n-s (claws first) so only the beak is showing. another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. the person with the parrot lodged in their -n-s will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. never try this. ever.
golly gee, you’d think it was the fourth of july judging by that toasty raul!
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