Toasty Torpedo
any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.
scott: the new toasty torpedo?
toaster oven: yes, scott. you make one.
scott: me?
toaster: put it in me, scott.
1. s-xual act where the male sticks his p-n-s into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have -n-l intercourse with his partner.
2. a sandwich from quiznos.
johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. now they both are taking milk baths.
a hot after-s-x p-n-s that is steaming in the cold winter air.
after hitting the slopes, suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.
the act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff p–p into the -n-s of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff p–p has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. the damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke
“timmy and i rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah”
when you’re getting a girl up the b-tt and she farts.
“dude, i need wash my d-ck. i was giving it to wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo”
a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.
nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.
the act of giving a b-tch a big, hot d-ck to stick down her throat.
a great deal at quizno’s for only 4 dollars
brad: i was at ashley’s house lastnight and i gave her a toasty torpedo
steve: nice.
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