Toats-bloats


after snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas “toats bloats” is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
“far out im toats-bloats”
“after s-x i like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats”

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