toddy


a c-cktail usually accompanied by a pre-party or sporting event.
“i could use an ice cold toddy right about now.
toddy
tod-ee
-noun
a dual-sided, anti-microbial, micro-fiber smart cloth produced by the toddy gear company that is used to clean touch screen devices such as the iphone, ipad, android, psp, nintendo ds and other high resolution, high gloss screens.

plural: toddys

-verb
to toddy
the act of cleaning an electronic device with a toddy smart cloth.
the toddy removes smudges and is a smart and stylish way to clean, polish and connect with your favorite tech gear.

i used my toddy to clean my iphone}.

i just toddied my screen so you will be able to see it clearly.
to be extremely sorry. usually accompanied by cupping your ear with one hand.
“omg i just ran those kids off the road who were just trying to go to numbers for the first time and who are extremely afraid of their pentecostal parents! i toddy!”
toddy is the coolest girl ever. (the perfect balance of rad and killer.)
look at toddy’s turgid cl-t!

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