Tobacco Turd
the result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively t-rd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.
dude, i thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco t-rd you laid earlier.
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