tober
a scotish nickname given to those who often get into fightrs and more importantly win./ a scotish slag word for beating somebody up.
did you see tober in that fight? it was amazing!
did you see the fight? he really gave him a tobering!
not being sober but not yet tipsy
are you tipsy yet?” “no, after only one drink i’m just tober.
derogatory term for the male genitalia, with special reference to that which resembles a sweet potato of sorts.
tober, a small awkwardly shaped p-n-s that looks like a root vegetable.
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