tooljob


(n): (1) one who talks incessantly of providing jobs and tools without delivering either. (2) a complete and hypocritical failure, undeserving of respect or affection.

cf: wisconsin governor scott walker
scott walker is a total tooljob. i hate that guy.
a tooljob is an expression used to define a completely moronic, gullible, bigoted and racist gimp.
john is a tooljob.

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